LOVE IS WAR-PART1

INDIA...INDIA...AND INDIA....
WHEN I WAS IN HALOL(A SMALL VILLAGE NEAR VADODARA), DURING THAT TIME THE HINDU-MUSLIM RIOTS TOOK PLACE.
I WAS NOT AWARE AS TO EVEN WE HUMANS CAN FIGHT ON THE CASTE TOO...I WAS SURPRISED AND A BIT AFRAID ALSO AS I WAS IN 6TH STANDARD. LOOKING AT THE HINDU PEOPLE TAKING SWORD'S IN THEIR HANDS AND MARCHING TOWARDS THE MUSLIM PEOPLE AND MUSLIM'S TOWARDS THE HINDU'S.
BETWEEN ALL THIS, I FORGOT TO MENTION ONE IMPORTANT THING, WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL I WAS ATTRACTED BY A GAL, BECAUSE IT WAS JUST AN ATTRACTION AND NOTHING ELSE, YEAH YOU ALL GUESSED IT CORRECTLY SHE WAS A MUSLIM. ACTUALLY I HATE SPEAKING THIS TWO DIFFERENT WORDS WHICH THE PEOPLE AROUND ME HAVE ENDORSED IN TO ME I.E HINDU AND MUSLIM, BUT FACT IS FACT. THE DAY I LOOKED AT THE PEOPLE MARCHING TOWARDS EACH OTHER, I WAS AFRAID FOR HER..SO THEN I ASKED MY DAD TO HELP ME OUT AND GUESS WHAT, WE BOARDED THEM OUR HOUSE TO LIVE IN UNTILL ALL THE MESS GET'S CLEARED OFF. THE ATTRACTION WAS DEVELOPING INTO THE TEENAGE LOVE.
AFTER ALL THE MESS WAS OVER, THANK GOD THE SCHOOL RE-OPENED, I WAS VERY EXCITED, BUT THE GAL WAS NOT, AS SHE WAS STILL IN THE DILEMMA AS TO WHETHER SHE COULD GO TO SO CALLED HINDU SCHOOL, EAT THE FOOD PREPARED BY HINDU, PLAY WITH THE FRIENDS THAT WERE HINDU, LIVE IN THE VICINITY WHERE THE HINDU'S LIVED UPON.
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THE PEOPLE CAPTURE THE CHILDRENS TO GUIDE THEM ABOUT THE CASTE AND ENEMIES...BECAUSE THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT IS TAUGHT TO THEM. NO CHILD IN THE WORLD CAN SPEAK WHEN THE CHILD IS BORN, IT IS WE WHO TEACH THEM, WHAT TO DO, WHAT NOT TO DO, WHO ARE GOOD FOR US AND WHO ARE NOT, THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL WHICH CASTE DO WE BELONG TO HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH ,ISAI.

COMING BACK TO THE SCHOOL, THE GAL WAS VERY CONFUSED, I TRIED TO CONVINCE HIM TO COME BACK TO SCHOOL..BUT BUT BUT...NO ANSWER..
SHE DIDN'T WENT TO SCHOOL FOR MANY DAYS.
FINALLY LOOKING AT HER DAUGHTER'S CONDITION, HER PARENTS TOOK HER TO A PLACE WHERE SHE COULD ROAM FREELY, AND ENJOY HER BEST PART OF LIFE..

LOVE IS THE WAR......................

DRINKING- RISK FREE

I never take risk while drinking
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking


I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen


I stealthily enter the house


Take out the bottle from my black cupboard


Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame


But still no one is aware of it


Becoz I never take a risk
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink


Quickly enjoy one peg


Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack


Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard


Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

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I peep into the kitchen


Wife is cutting potatoes


No one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage


Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her .
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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard


But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle


I take out the glass from the old rack above sink


Quickly enjoy one peg
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Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink


Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much


Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse


I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard


But the cupboard's place has automatically changed


I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink .
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Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly


I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard .
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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that


again, I will cut your tongue...!


Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes


Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg


Wash the sink and keep it over the rack


Wife is giving a smile
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Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking


But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!


Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack


Stove is also on the rack


There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .
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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink


But none of the horses are aware of what I did


Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk .
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Chopra is still cooking


And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing


Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what??? I
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take a potato I think...

ENGLISH LANGUAGE BY PRAKASH RAGHUPATHI

...our first language! :)

i was thinking about how funnily we interpret, and use English in our daily lives. By 'we', i mean Indians.

(Disclaimer): Applies to the Indians i noticed, including me). :)

its funny: the way we use wrong words in the wrong context, stutter with pronunciations etc. Here's presenting a few examples:

1. i face this problem too. But i noticed it only when a friend pointed out. Its so difficult to say the word 'temporarily'. it slows us down-when we speak. :)

2. Some people cant say 'she' properly, or for that matter any word that starts, or ends with the sound 'sh'. A friend of mine tried saying 'she' for four years. he just couldnt. he finally said it right (when he was drunk).

3. i was sitting with a few friends at Cafe Coffee Day, and a guy walked in with a girl. He pulled the chair for her. One of my friends' (a girl) noticed it. But she probably didnt know that a word called 'chivalry' existed. She ended up commenting, "You guys should learn from him. See, how chauvinistic he is!"

4. As a kid, for a long time, i pronounced 'consciousness' as 'conconscious'. Because i was too lazy to read it the right way. I finally figured out the right pronunciation in the 8th standard.

5. For all those who dont know, 'legitimate' is pronounced as leh-ji-ti-mit. its not pronounced as leh-gi-tea-mateh >:-(

6. shepherds don't drive a car. chauffeurs do. :)

Englisss will, and always be a bhery phunny language ;-)

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PRAKASH RAGHUPATHI

TEACHER'S DAY--ABRAHAM LINCOLN

A LETTER FROM ABRAHAM LINCOLN TO HIS SON’S TEACHER

“My son starts school today. It is all going to be strange and new to him for a while and I wish you would treat him gently. It is an adventure that might take him across continents. All adventures that probably include wars, tragedy and sorrow. To live this life will require faith, love and courage.

So dear Teacher, will you please take him by his hand and teach him things he will have to know, teaching him - but gently, if you can.

Teach him that for every enemy, there is a friend. He will have to know that all men are not just, that all men are not true. But teach him also that for every scoundrel there is a hero that for every crooked politician, there is a dedicated leader. Teach him if you can that 10 cents earned is of far more value than a dollar found. In school, teacher, it is far more honorable to fail than to cheat. Teach him to learn how to gracefully lose, and enjoy winning when he does win. Teach him to be gentle with people, tough with tough people. Steer him away from envy if you can and teach him the secret of quiet laughter. Teach him if you can - how to laugh when he is sad, teach him there is no shame in tears. Teach him there can be glory in failure and despair in success. Teach him to scoff at cynics.

Teach him if you can the wonders of books, but also give time to ponder the extreme mystery of birds in the sky, bees in the sun and flowers on a green hill. Teach him to have faith in his own ideas, even if every one tell him they are wrong.

Try to give my son the strength not to follow the crowd when everyone else is doing it. Teach him to listen to every one, but teach him also to filters all that he hears on a screen of truth and take only the good that comes through.

Teach him to sell his talents and brains to the highest bidder but never to put a price tag on his heart and soul. Let him have the courage to be impatient, let him have the patient to be brave. Teach him to have sublime faith in himself, because then he will always have sublime faith in mankind, in God.

This is the order, teacher but see what best you can do. He is such a nice little boy and he is my son.



DABAANG-REVIEW

ALL PEOPLE OUT THERE..

ONE REQUEST..EVERYONE'S EXPECTING FOR ENTERTAINMENT DURING THE WEEKENDS AND DABAANG PROVIDES IT..
THE ATTITUDE OF MR. SALLU.
THE FIGHT SEQUENCES
THE MELODIOUS SONGS

• TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN
• CHORI KIYA RE JIYA

ALSO THE SUPERHIT ITEM NUMBER BY THE GORGEOUS MALLAIKA ARORA KHAN

• MUNNI BADNAAM HUI

THERE's ONE THING TO BE KEPT IN MIND, DON'T GO FOR IT IF YOU WANT A GOOD STORYLINE IN THE MOVIE, THIS MOVIE IS SHEAR ENTERTAINMENT.

ABOUT SONAKSHI SINHA, SHE LOOKS CUTE, BUT NOTHING MUCH TO SEE IN HER ACTING, AS SALMAAN'S ATTITUDE OUTCLASSED EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE.

BOLLYWOOD'S EMERGING RAJNIKANT.....
THUNBS UP FOR DABAANG.........

akon-beatiful lyrics

[Akon]
When I see you
I run out of words to say (oh oh)
I wouldn't leave you
'Cause you're that type of girl to make me stay (oh oh)

I see the guys tryna' holla
Girl I don't wanna bother you
'Cause you're independent and you got my attention
Can I be your baby father
Girl I just wanna show you
That I love what you are doin' hun

I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful

[Akon & Colby O'Donis]
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful

[Colby O'Donis]
Like the clouds you
Drift me away, far away (yeah)
And like the sun you
Brighten my day, you brighten my day (yeah)
I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie

[Akon]
I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful

[Akon & Colby O'Donis]
You're so beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
You're so beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful

[Kardinal Offishall]
Kardinal told you
Whether the sky blue or yellow
This fella ain't that mellow
If it ain't about you (you)
Hourglass shape make the place go (ooohhh)
Waistline makes my soldier salute
I'mma brute (brute)
High from your high heel game
High heels push up ya ass last name
And you livin' in the fast lane
Eyes like an angel (goddess)
Watch my yellin' as she undress
Spotless (otless) bad to the bone
Make me wanna go put me in the triple X zone (zone)
Lames don't know how to talk to you
So let me walk with you, hold my hand
I'mma spend them grands, but after you undress
Not like a hooker, but more like a princess
Queen, empress, president
Pull any way ya got my love
'Cause your beautiful (okay??)

[Akon]
I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you (ohh yeah)
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful (so beautiful)
So damn beautiful (so beautiful)

[Akon & Colby O'Donis]
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful

[Akon]
Where'd you come from you're outta this world
To me (ohh ohh)
You're a symbol of what every beautiful woman should be (oooh wee) (ohh ohh)

[Colby O'Donis]
I never wanna see you cry cry cry (don't cry)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie (oh yeah)
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry (ohhhh)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie (lieee)

[Akon]
I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you (ooh yeah)
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful

21st century breakdown lyrics

Born into Nixon, I was raised in hell.
A welfare child where the teamsters dwelled.
The last one born, the first one to run.
My dad was blind from the refinery sun.

My generation is zero.
I never made it as a working class hero.

21st century breakdown.
I once was lost but never was found.
I think I'm losing what's left of my mind
To the 20th century deadline.

I was made of poison and blood.
Condemnation is what I understood.
video games to the tower's tall.
Homeland security could kill us all.

My generation is zero.
I never made it as a working class hero.
21st century breakdown.
I once was lost but never was found.
I think I'm losing what's left of my mind
To the 20th century deadline.

We are the classs of,the class of 13
Born in the era of humility.
We are the desperate in the decline.
Raised by the bastards of 1969.

My name is no one
the long lost son.
Born on the 4th of July.

Raising the era of heroes and cons.
That left me for dead or alive.

I am a nation,
a worker of pride
My debt to the status quo.

The scars on my hands
and the means to an end.
is that all that I have to show.

i swallowed my pride
And i choked on my faith
I've given my heart and my soul
I've broken my fingers
And lied through my teeth
The pillar of damage control
I've been to the edge
And i've thrown the bouquet
Of flowers left over the grave
I sat in the waiting room
Wasting my time
And waiting for Judgement day

praise liberty
The 'freedom to obey'
Is the song that strangles me
Well don't cross the line

Oh dream, American dream.
I can't even sleep
From the light's early dawn

Oh scream,america scream
Believe what you see
From heroes and cons